These are supposedly names of 3 characters in a student's essay. :/
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Ding, Dang & Dong - Wednesday, March 16, 2011 @ 9:58 AM
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feed - Tuesday, October 5, 2010 @ 10:37 AM
Came across this on someone's blog.
Call it my dig on the recent breast feeding+ awareness campaigns.  Labels: humour |
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colourful & creative drunk - Friday, August 6, 2010 @ 5:15 PM
I start each morning watching my tapings of previous night's Ellen Show.
Here in Singapore, we get backdated episodes. The event or time references may be out of sync but hell, the shows just send me into stitches each time. Here's a transcript of yesterday's episode: Mother's Day is this weekend and and if you have not bought any presents yet, I have some ideas. I know you always like to be creative.  See this colourful necklace over here?  Nothing says I Love You like the necklace you made for your mom while you were drunk.   That smell would remind your mom of the night you were conceived!  DON'T DRINK & DRIVE! Labels: humour, photohunter, skywatch, wordless wednesday |
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2nd - Wednesday, July 14, 2010 @ 7:11 AM
I keep getting asked, "So when's your 2nd one coming?"
At present, I have not done anything much except mull over it while doing 101 other things pertaining to work and around the house. My concerns are : 1) Will the new kid get along with the first? 2) Is there enough space around the house for both to tumble and rumble? 3) Will they disrupt my work incessantly? 4) Will I have enough time and energy to devote to both of them? 5) Will I have enough patience to put myself through the arduous poop and pee toilet training phase? (any takers?) 6) Would I bear to part with them should I ever do a long haul again? 7) Would I be able to find suitable babysitters for them? So they say, "Two is better than one." What would I do in the event of a major fallout? Would I end up an irresponsible parent who is so caught up in the ratrace or some happy-ever after delusion, ends up not monitoring the children's homework, friends, behaviour in school and at play and chucks them with some caregiver or tutor instead to ease his/her conscience? Would it even be fair bringing another into this part of the world which is not very tolerable of 4-legged creatures? Wait. You do know I'm considering adopting a second dog right? :) Labels: concerned, humour, me, pets |
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pray - Thursday, July 1, 2010 @ 9:07 AM
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culture vulture #1 - Monday, June 28, 2010 @ 12:46 PM
My peek into the published lives of the infamously and disgustingly rich around the world...  Lady Gaga struts on those ridiculously high heels. Lady Gaga gabras - she falls! If Pattinson is related to Dracula, then I'm the nephew of the Pontianah! A former commando + ranger + airborne and naval diver trained officer, Mr. Tay Ping Hui just broke many hearts by marrying long-time girlfriend, a university lecturer! What a list of accolades! Kudos to him! Labels: celebrities, culture vulture, humour, wordless wednesday |
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